when straight people talk to gays
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high.
Perfect couple is perfect.
Perfectly perfect perfection.
Actual footage of gays destroying America
so you know how everyone had a crush oh Phil back in the day?
well look at him now
he looks the exact same what are you trying to get at here
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
"you can choose your own groups for this project"
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”
when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power