I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO
The story of how Jerome Jarre found Ansel Elgort with amnesia, tried to help him get his memory back, introduced him to ‘Cherie the Cherry’, Ansel fell in love with a cherry, got married
ate her wifeand had baby cherries (via jeromejarre on snapchat).
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER